invigilator: "time is up, please put down your pen and stop writing...remain seated while the invigilators go round to collect your paper."
me: eh eh eh...so how you find the paper?
girl beside me: wah lau not enough time to write leh!!
me: issit? i think ok leh, i finished quite early.
girl beside me: serious?? you damn power lor!!
me: haha no lah...eh btw...what answer did you get for qn 2(d)?
girl beside me: sigh i only did half of it cos i didn't have time for the last qn and it's worth more marks so i went straight to it instead....
me: wat talking you? 2(d) was the last qn liao wat!
girl beside me: err...actually you got read the paper properly or not? still got qn 3 behind.
i turned the page and....to my horror i saw one more question!!!
me: HOLY SHIT FUCKED UP I DIDNT SEE THE BLOODY QN 3!!!
girl beside me: huh?! don't tell me you didn't do at all?! the answers all in the textbook! just have to copy, it's quite a giveaway!
me: thanks ah...
*faint.....
so sad man! to think i was wasting my time twirling my pen away. i even went to the toilet twice lor!! why didn't i suspect anything was wrong when i finished the bloody paper more than 1/2 hour before time's up?!
argh.......
think my honours just flew away. :(