my mum is a genius!

me: ma...PAP very lao kui...their rally everytime very little people go only. then worker's party rally like rock concert, damn high lor...

mum: you stupid girl, you never see PAP logo meh? it's a bolt of lightning! nowadays everyday also rain making the field wet and muddy. when lightning strikes a wet and muddy field, you know what that means?...you get electrocuted you know?! of cos nobody dare to go lah!

but hammer is different...won't conduct electricity one...so won't die...

*choked on my milo peng, and laugh until cramp

投我一票
来换钞票
一有钞票
烦恼忘掉
吃喝嫖赌
任你去要
尽情享受
快乐逍遥
大选过后
你就知道！
(in chinese characters)