so i sat through this bank compliance demo for our client. really an eye opener - compliance team seems to have 101 ways to search through messages and instant chats, sniffing out the 'non-compliant' conversations. even keywords such as "lai si" (cantonese word for red packets) were used to spot 'potential bribery'.
haha being such a NON compliant employee...who talks sh!t everyday.. me and the BB friends have come up with 101 ways to beat the system!!
if we tok sibeh singlsh hw they can understand our england? unless their system sibeh localized...
use alternative words: I HEAD my job and i want to QWEET!
everthing also must hv spewlling mistaekes...
thetricktoavoidcomplianceistoleavenospacesinbetween
ei ther tha t o r lea v e alo t of sp a ces in betw een
orrr spellll withh mooore lettttters?...and nuMb3rz
ni-ye-keyi-yong-hanyupinyin!
CONCLUSION:
system 是死的，人是活的!..
DO NOT LET ANYTHING STOP YOU FROM B!TCHING!! haha~
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