my very sad medical checkup

nurse: ok your BMI is 23.3 overweight.
me: orh.
nurse: and your body fat level is 29%.
me: orh.

doc: about your family medical history...
me: sure.
doc: father, mother still alive?
me: they were still alive last night, but i haven't really seen them around this morning.

doc: got brother, sister?
me: sister
doc: sister still alive?
me: sadly, yes.

doc: you sexually active?
me: as much as i want to be...no i'm not.

*doc used his stethoscope to listen*

doc: you have heart murmur?
me: not that i know of.
doc: ok, because now you have heart murmur.
me: what is that?
doc: if you want you can do a eco (something something) test, it costs you $396, cos this one not included in this package.

me: hmm...ok, but what causes heart murmur? can i do anything to improve it?
doc: if you want you can do a eco (something something) test, it costs you $396, cos not this one not included in this package.

honestly, i felt like boxing the doctor's face. SUPER unprofessional services. sigh.

i think i love to talk so much that even now my heart murmurs??