i lost my....

went to Gleneagles this morning for my annual health screening and the nurse gave me a plastic bottle to collect my urine sample when i arrived. (haha i am always reminded of my dope testing experience at the Vietnam SEA Games each time when i'm asked to provide my urine sample!! - it was traumatic!) then i was thinking to myself why didn't they give me another plastic bottle for my stool sample, because that's what other medical health screeners do but did not ask any further.

so i went through all the normal checkups like ECG, eyesight, lungs and X-rays etc and finally got to see the medical doctor. the doctor started asking all the usual questions like "do you smoke? do you drink?"... yada yada yada......her final question was: "i'm going to collect your stool sample later by sticking a finger in, are you fine with it?"

OMG i was like SUPER FREAKED OUT by what i heard cos i wasn't expecting this to happen to me at like 10am in the morning! to be exact, i wasn't expecting this to happen to me at any point in my life!!!

but i managed to keep my cool and gave her my reply...............

let's just say............ i'm no longer a virgin OF THE ASS